READ AS IF SUNG BY REX HARRISON:
what it is to be a woman I wonder:
to live both above and down under;
would i find myself displaced
by my own pretty face?
would i get used to men staring?
If their glares were overbearing
might I then try disaronno on the rocks?
oh no,
it would not dull the glares
of friendly men
who stare on stairs;
as the ice melted in my mouth
I could only slide my girl hands further south,
then my only hope: the stairs would turn
and I’d go lithely climbing out of sight,
because those creeps can be-low me
and their stares gave me a flight.
what it is to be a woman I wonder!
to live both above and down under;
would i find myself displaced
by my own pretty face?
what is it to be a woman i wonder?
to be on a man and down under!
thought i’d prefer not to,
perhaps i’d just got to
to get the full experience.
would i only wear dresses?
would i only drink wine?
would i sway my great ass
like a chimp from a vine?
perhaps now and then
i’d be touched to my depths
with the knowledge i might be divine…
now THAT would be worth all the crying.
Rock’N’Roll Motivators
Rock’n’Roll Motivators
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